As Seen On The Bathroom Wall

The best ideas come while sitting on the pot.

I'd open mouth kiss Ellen Degeneres...

if she convinced Stephenie Meyer to finish and publish Midnight Sun.

She's on Ellen today. It's already been taped, so whatever she says is already old hat, but if what she says is "I'll finish Midnight Sun despite, in spite, and TO spite the Douchebaggery von Asshat who leaked one of the drafts because my fans support me.", I'll open mouth kiss her on tv, damnit. I don't care if she's married...or me for that matter.

As Dusty Springfield once sang "...wishing, and hoping, and thinking, and praying..."



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