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Cockroach Fridays

American cockroach
a large, reddish-brown cockroach, Periplaneta americana, found originally in the SOUTHERN U.S. but now widely distributed.

In Hawai'i, we have a saying. When you take something, you're being a cockroach. For example, if you stole my slippers (slippahs), you cockroached them.

So here's where things get interesting. I'm dedicating today to two things. WTFs and Cockaroaches. WTFs will follow shortly, but first thing's first.

You're a cockroach. You're so needy, so lacking in self-esteem that you cannot stand for the spotlight to be on anyone else but yourself. You need to cockroach everything from everyone in order to appease your need for attention. You placed yourself up on a pedestal, and found that in order to stay up there, you need people to acknowledge it. Simply being there isn't enough anymore. So you cockroach moments, ideas, work, and whatever else there is that can feed your insatiable need to be the center of attention. It speaks volumes as to the type of person that you are, and I almost feel pity for you. ALMOST

Truth is, you're lower than a cockroach. Even cockroaches have a purpose. You merely exist.



  1. Christina M. said...
    Amen sistah.

    Cockroachin' the interwebz, one donkey at a time.
    Lisa said...
    BWHAHAHA I squish 'em ;)

    Marie said...

    I think I know a few people who resemble that!!
    JamericanSpice said...
    LOL. *Squish*

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